Total Medals Earned: 714 (From 93 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,275 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (50/100 points)
Medals Earned: 4/6 (150/225 points)
Medals Earned: 4/16 (45/500 points)
Medals Earned: 5/10 (100/330 points)
Medals Earned: 6/14 (40/360 points)
Medals Earned: 10/17 (230/480 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Medals Earned: 7/9 (375/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/65 points)
Make it past Stage 3.
Make it past Stage 2.
Make it past Stage 1.
Defeat the Boss!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete first 5 levels.
Complete first 9 levels.
Complete Lighbot.
Rescue NeNe.
Beat the game!
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Rescue Darnell.
Find 6 bottles.
View the high scores.
Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
View the entire end-game movie.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Enter the super secret level code.
Find 12 Bottles.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Find 24 bottles.
Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.
Reach the graveyard
You dream your life away
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
You are such a sweet sweet thing
Escape the Tornado of Souls
Just leave
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Slay 20 demon bastards
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Kill ZOMG
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Transform to Ashura mode!
Perform a 45 combo.
End the game.
Score more than 200K
End the game without dying in expert difficulty.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Bully the weak.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
